Friday, February 26, 2010

new funk

Last night I fell into a life fore number, that was relevant to my deepest passions. By witch I mean that I had a cheeseburger, which had no pickles now I have a rash on my genitals. Man what a bunch of little cold beavers could renovate my whole truth. I had fungus growing in my eye, and a dollop of green fruit that could not yogurt!!!!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

my web comic

i love tuna

I love the feel and touch of cotton it truly is the fabric of our life! But sometimes when I’m sleeping at night I dream about making love to my bottle of fabric softener and when I wake up I have ejaculated into my wife’s armpit. Why am I thinking about hot bologna. no really I’m asking you!